Jeannie: "...And that's How Day Two of the Snow Queen Challenge here at Arcadia Park went Raymond. A Hundred and Fifty teams started Yesterday the field currently stands at Seventy three remaining. They expect to raise Several Thousand Dollars this time around for the Parks for Everyone Charity."
Raymond: "Who would have thought that many people could have fun in the snow for a great charity. We have some Go-Wow footage to show of your visit yesterday when you were inside the snow globe?"
Jeannie: "That's right Ray, The Snowglobe is a giant inflatable ball you get inside as the competitors run down a ramped slalom and try not to get run over by the globe. The pair inside the globe try and drive it to knock them over, I had all kinds of fun!"
Raymond: "It sound it Jeannie...lets share that Go-Wow footage with the Viewers."
*The Screen shifts to the documented footage, but instead of something outdoors it's a hallway with some music playing in the background. A Rather drunk looking Ariana wearing a Tight Dress with one strap half off and a Low cut front that practically shows all the goods is leaning in a Doorway marked "janitor" *
Ariana: "So you knows...Ish...Ish All Sush a Big Thinghs...Gosh and Freesh my Thits off in New Yorks...~Hic~ Oh Are you Sthucks recording The Party? Poor Things..."
*The camera moves up and down as if the person holding it is nodding and there's some non committal muffled noise in reply*
Ariana: *Flashing a Really sultry grin* "Well We can't let you mish out on all the Fun now Can we?" *She Reaches out quickly and snags the Camera making the angle tilt and jiggle all over till suddenly it steadies in the one place it can only be, right smack dab tucked between her ample breasts looking out over the hallway with Dean standing there looking a little petrified. Her hand appears in the view Taking hold of his Shirt and It seems she steps back into the Janitor's Closet pulling him along*
Ariana: "If You wanth it back You'll have to Go Bobbing for ith..." *The entire camera jiggles as she bounces her breasts at him as if taunting him to go for it and she giggles* "You know...Tammi saith you have a big shaushage there in your pants..." *She pulls him in closer as he seems a little lost for words and embarrassed* "How about you Let me Geths a good taste of That Billy DEAN Shasuage..."
*From the Look on Dean's Face it's Obvious to tell where her hand is at that's not in camera as the angle continues to bounce and jiggle*
Ariana: "Letsh You get that Camera out and make shome Rheal news..."
*The camera shows her All but grab Dean By the eras and Drag him in...His face in full close up and well maybe a toothy grin there at the last second before everything is muffled black with a Deep moan sounding on the audio and the sudden sound of what can only be buckets and brooms being knocked over and crashing on the ground with some other muffled noises before suddenly somebody manages to stop being shocked and pulls the feed...the: "PLEASE STAND BY" Image shows on screen for a couple of seconds before the camera picks up back on the news desk and A Raymond who may be a little shocked, or is trying like hell not to laugh, and a White as a Ghost Ariana who looks like she wants to hide in a hole and pull it in after her*
Raymond: "I...I apologize that seems to be footage from the News room Party on Sunday and not of Jeannie's time in the ball..." *He puts his finger to his earpiece* "I have been asked by my producer to inform all our viewers that Billy-Dean Sausage incorporated is not a sponsor of Channel Sixty Eight news, this station or it's affiliates."