AP police are searching for a man they say attempted to rob the AP Savings and Loan on Tuesday. According to police reports, the suspect was seen fleeing the bank with a large bag and waving a gun.  According to the AP Bank though, nothing was stolen.

The suspect is described as a male, standing 6’ tall with a medium build. He was last seen wearing a black suit and blue shirt and tie and it was indicated that he was armed with a weapon.

Anyone with information in this case is asked to contact APPD or the AP Times’ TipLine (degenphilp)

Reported by: Degen Philip (degenphilip)

How safe do the citizens of Asphyxiation Point feel these days? 

Responses to that question came in grim as this reporter sifted through her notes of the week.

On the tails of the holiday weekend arrest of an officer on sexual misconduct allegations (who by the way later turned out a madman) this week brings a report of one prominent AP police department member who was more concerned with getting a date -- well that is a polite way of putting it -- by flirting with those in jeopardy than with responding promptly to their outcries for assistance. Information from a confidential informant places the officer in question high in the ranks.  Even though one sexual offender was brought to justice recently, women seem concerned that the minds of those supposedly serving are more interested in being serviced.

To protect and serve or be serviced?

911 is even more lax.

Despite the recent shutting down of our local bakery, assorted sugary treats are still the food of choice for the folks in blue. These calorie laden and dare I say energy sapping concoctions are even more easily accessible with the opening of  a coffee shop, Flick the Bean,  at number 10  2nd St --  not even a block away from both our fire and safety first lines of defense. The response time of emergency calls is even lower than previous reports as those manning the phones lick their fingers before sending out aid.

Asphyxiation Point Police Department Front Desk

Will the citizens of Asphyxiation Point move grievance airing out of their living rooms and into the more official arenas?  Some think we need to clean up the police department in order to clean up our streets.

Reported by Chica (chic.aeon)

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After a long continuous search, the hunt for ex-APPD Officer Sidney William Berry AKA Sid is finally over.  Sources close to the times have reported that the crazed serial killer was shot and killed Monday during a confrontation with APPD Sergeant, Jay Biafra.

Sid was arrested earlier in the week over sexual misconduct charges but later escaped. Police raided a home located on Third Street looking for the male fugitive. The man was not in the house, sources say, but the officers did find four victims, 2 of which were pronounced dead at the scene.  

Unfortunately the tragic story did not end there as authorities found the body Officer Bookem, an officer with the Asphyxiation Point Police Department, Sunday after being brutally murdered.

The Killing rampage and terror in AP went on for days keeping citizens on edge before the unrelenting determination of the APPD triumphed and brought down the psychotic murderer.  Tonight as we once again are able to appreciate peace of mind and knowledge that our small community is safe from this monster, let us all take a moment and remember those that did not escape his wrath and give thanks for the brave men and women at our local APPD.

Reported by Degen Philip

Never really off-duty. Asphyxiation Point PD during one of our many block parties.

Approximately 12 million people in the United States are affected by domestic violence. The fact is, domestic violence will affect or touch every single one of us in our lifetime.  Living in a small town, it is typical to overlook signs that this violence’s occurs in our own backyard but not for one local woman.  After being struck by her husband, witnesses suggest Elle McCaw became enraged and proceeded to tackle and repay her biker husband in-kind.  No arrest or charges were brought against the couple, as the APPD felt Mr. McCaw’s punishment at the hands of his wife would suffice.

Reported by Degen Philip

The McCaws at their wedding not so long back.

You never know what is waiting around the corner here in good ol' Asphyxiation Point.  Just this afternoon, I had a hankering for a burger and was headed over to the diner.  It seemed that a couple of AP's finest juvenile delinquents - a man and a woman - had decided to vandalize a police cruiser parked there.  In fact, by the time Sgt. Jay Biafra arrived on the scene to investigate, the cruiser was on fire. Not just that, the young man dressed in white decided to up his charges from vandalism to assaulting an officer of the law by throwing a knife at the poor lone cop.

Fortunately Sgt. Biafra was not hurt and moved quickly and efficiently - tasering and subduing the young woman in black first. And that's where things started to go wrong. Naturally, the arrest itself drew comments and  criticism about police brutality from the very public Sgt. Biafra was trying to protect - something of a recurring theme in Asphyxiation Point. Even worse, a weapon was produced by the man in white and one of the dissenting voices was taken hostage. Sgt Biafra tried to reason with the man, but was only fired upon in response causing both the crowd and him to duck.

Coincidentally, the fire truck showed up right that moment to put out the fire which was blazing by this point. And that's where the arrest went really really wrong. While it is unclear whether the assailants were just in the wrong place or whether the fireman took it upon himself to do a little crowd control, the man in white found himself directly in the path of the high pressure jet.  The hostage was violently released but in the ensuing flood of water and fire retardant, the couple managed to make their escape.

Confused by the turn of events, none of the 3 officers on the scene offered any kind of pursuit. I took it upon myself to comment about the apparent bungling of this arrest to Chief DeSanta.  I shouldn't have. To my defense, the article on Officer Bookem being killed was still in print at the time and no one had mentioned it to me. The chief understandably went on a rant about the Times only covering what we wanted to cover and where I had been yesterday when one of their own had been killed in the line of duty.

I can understand the Chief's frustration.  It must seem to him as if the Times only points out the obvious blunders and the lack of crime solving while they do do their best to keep us safe. While the perpetrators got away, no one was hurt at least as a result of the PD and FD's actions today. Our thoughts and prayers are with the officer Bookem's family and his friends on the force.  And we as a community share the Chief's feelings... wanting nothing more than to have our streets safe again.

Reported by S.D. Miller

A small town and its police force were rocked by tragedy Sunday when they lost one of their own. Officer Bookem, an officer with the Asphyxiation Point Police Department, was believed to be killed Sunday Morning while on duty.   Authorities found his body in a residence that had previously been raided the day before.  While the police were close-lipped about the incident and were attempting to keep details of the raid very quiet, a little digging by yours truly reveals a truly horrifying tale.

According to AP sources, police raided a home located on Third Street looking for a male fugitive, Sid.  For those of you who do not remember, ex-APPD Officer Sidney William Berry AKA Sid was arrested earlier in the week over sexual misconduct charges but later escaped.

The man was not in the house, sources say, but the officers did find four victims, 2 of which were pronounced dead at the scene.  The other 2 unnamed victims were taken to the local hospital for critical medical treatment.   Sources close to the Times said along with the victims, they found evidence of cannibalism. While it is unclear what other horrors were unearthed, one thing is truly clear - There is a madman on the loose and Asphyxiation Point better beware.

Reported by Degen Philip

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Check out professional opportunities online or reconnect with people you have worked with in the past for leads on available positions on the 12th and 13th. A short trip will result in valuable information. Put time aside for a little romancing. Problems a will surface at home on the 14th, 15th and 16th if you try to make changes or work alongside someone who doesn't think like you. Don't let anger get the better of you. Compromise and avoid a rift that you'll end up regretting. You will be anxious to finish what you start on the 17th and 18th. You can make things happen and please someone you love if you are attentive and helpful.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You may be explosive if you don't get your way on the 12th and 13th. You can achieve the most if you focus on getting ahead professionally. Your unique ideas may not be shared by your peers, but someone will have the same vision as you and help you out. Personal and physical changes can be made as long as your expectations are reasonable on the 14th, 15th and 16th. Conversations with a close friend or relative will help you put your situation in perspective. Don't overdo it on the 17th and 18th. Too much of anything will be your downfall. Get motivated and involved in something you believe in. Travel and acquiring knowledge look promising.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Take more interest in finding a way to improve your home and standard of living on the 12th and 13th. If you are happy with your surroundings, you will be more inclined to stay home and save money. Financial matters are best taken care of personally on the 14th, 15th and 16th. If you trust someone else with your investments and monetary interests, you will be disappointed in the results you get. Romance is on the rise, but shouldn't turn into a costly venture. Be secretive about any personal changes you want to make to your appearance or home on the 17th and 18th. Offering too much information will invite opposition and slow down your progress. Focus on moving forward.
 
CANCER (June 21-July 22): On the 12th and 13th, don't make hasty decisions that will stir things up and raise questions you don't want to answer just yet. It's best to work quietly behind the scenes until you are good and ready to share your plans. Emotions will be difficult to control when dealing with any kind of partnership arrangement on the 14th, 15th and 16th. Choose your words wisely, and concentrate on creative endeavors you can do alone. Don't push or let anyone push you. You may want to bring about changes on the 17th and 18th, but first you have to assess what needs to be altered and what doesn't. Don't try to fix something or someone who hasn't caused you any grief.
 
 LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Put your efforts into moneymaking endeavors, investments and improving your health on the 12th and 13th. Offering to do things for others will be taxing if you don't make it clear what you want in return. Romance is highlighted, but it shouldn't be costly. Dig deep and find out all the information you can on the 14th, 15th and 16th. Don't hesitate to ask questions, and be leery of anyone who doesn't readily supply you with the answers you are looking for. Wheeling and dealing and negotiating with finesse will make a difference when dealing with institutions or large corporations. A change will do you good on the 17th and 18th. Use your imagination, and you will find a place and pastime within your budget.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Recognize and deal with emotional blackmail quickly to help avoid a mishap or discord on the 12th and 13th. Don't make career choices impulsively. Rely on your skills and your intuition to get you where you want to go. Do what you can to help others on the 14th, 15th and 16th, but do so for the right reason. Don't let guilt be your driving force. When it comes to personal matters, a change of heart will make you rethink your plans for the future. A sudden financial change is apparent on the 17th and 18th. Consider what you can do to get ahead. Property or domestic issues can and should be resolved. What appears to be a negative will turn into a positive.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): On the 12th and 13th, keep a low profile if you want to avoid opposition. Arguments will erupt with little notice, leaving you in a compromising position. Protect yourself from pushy, demanding people. Nothing will get resolved on the 14th, 15th and 16th, no matter how hard you try or the changes you make. Focus on what's important to you, and work alone until you reach your goal. Interference will occur if you leave yourself open to criticism. Don't present what you are working on until it's perfected. Follow your heart on the 17th and 18th, and don't look back. You owe it to yourself to pick and choose what makes you happy. Make positive personal changes.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Learn from past mistakes, and use the knowledge to avoid a professional mishap on the 12th and 13th. Choose to do things differently, and be sure to take complete control to ensure you get it right this time around. There is plenty of positive change headed your way as long as you don't procrastinate on the 14th, 15th and 16th. Focus on business travel, communication, learning and gathering information. Don't settle for less than what you want. It's up to you to set a high standard and strive to reach it. Keep your emotions in check on the 17th and 18th, or everything will spin out of control, leaving you in a vulnerable position. Listen, adapt and move forward.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): On the 12th and 13th, aim to make alterations to your living quarters that will allow you greater freedom but won't break your budget. An emotional matter is likely to change your plans. On the 14th, 15th and 16th, don't feel pressed or let anyone bully you into making a financial, medical or legal decision if you don't feel ready or you are lacking key information to make a good choice. It's important that you use everything at your disposal to ensure your success. A pleasure trip on the 17th and 18th will allow you to fulfill one of your dreams. Take part in activities that challenge you. Love is in the picture, along with positive personal change.

 CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Not everyone will be on your side or looking out for your best interests on the 12th and 13th. Discipline and hard work along with using your basic instincts will help you bypass someone trying to take advantage of you. Bring about the changes that will help you increase your portfolio on the 14th, 15th and 16th. It's important not to get involved in a joint venture that is risky or dependent on your cash. A partnership will turn difficult regarding money matters. Don't neglect your needs on the 17th and 18th. Time spent upgrading, learning and honing your skills will pay off. The better prepared you are, the easier it will be to take control and advance.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You will attract a lot of attention on the 12th and 13th if you are proactive and initiate positive change. Don't sit back when you know you can make a difference. Your insight and trendy appeal will help you gather support. Take the time to check out the job market or update your resume on the 14th, 15th and 16th. You'll be tempted to jump into a vocation that has a learning curve. Don't doubt what you are capable of doing. Your ability to pick up new skills quickly will pay off. Don't listen to or take part in gossip on the 17th and 18th. It's important that you do what's expected of you without meddling or taking sides. Stay neutral, and avoid conflict.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Use your imagination on the 12th and 13th. Getting involved in a creative endeavor will allow you to show off your skill, talents and innovative ideas. Speak up, and you will be offered something special for your services. Networking events will lead to greater opportunities on the 14th, 15th and 16th. Don't hesitate to approach someone you need on your side to get ahead. Put differences aside if you had a falling out with someone you miss. The little extras you do will pay high dividends on the 17th and 18th. Investments, winnings and gifts are apparent. Go through your personal papers, and you will discover you have more assets than you realized. Cash out, and pay down debt.
            

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It appears that the officer who was recently dismissed and arrested over sexual misconduct charges has now escaped !

The suspect is reported to have been found moaning and bleeding from his mouth at 6:15pm  today.  Concerned for his well-being, the officer in charge proceeded to call the hospital for immediate aid. The ruse did not become obvious until after the cell was opened for a closer examination. While the exact specifics remain foggy, the suspect was able to escape police custody during the chaos that ensued.

In an effort to enroll the public in their manhunt, the PD has admitted that the escaped convict is none other than ex-APPD Officer Sidney William Berry AKA Sid. Police say the male suspect has gray hair, with a gray beard and mustache. He appears to be in his 50’s and has light colored eyes.  He is missing and ear and should be sporting gunshot injury to the shoulder which he presumably obtained during his escape.

The suspect is to be presumed armed and extremely dangerous. Anyone with information in regards to this incident or the suspect is asked to call the APPD immediately.

Reported by Degen Philip