The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, the bunnies are... jumping...
Why yes! It's THAT time of year again...
Time to head down to AP's annual Spring Fling Carnival!
The festivities will kick off this Friday night with some music and dancing provided by Club Climax. Saturday come down and see the lovely contestants running for Miss AP 2017, and then the fun continues all day Sunday.
All of your favorite games and activities will be waiting for you, including booths that have been sponsored by local organizations. Stop by the Times media booth for a chance to win a free newspaper subscription for life, or have a chat with one of The Lighthouse's DJ's.
There will also be food and drink aplenty and even rides for the kid in all of us! So be sure to bring your appetite, your sense of adventure, and your wallet!
To pre-purchase tickets or get in your last minute application for the Miss AP 2017, visit Eva Perry at the Courthouse, or contact her at 555-2873.
See you at the Fling!
((There is no OOC cost to attend the carnival, but anyone with questions should reach out to Eva Perry - a.k.a. evangeline.grantly))
On today of all days, Stoned Head encourages you to light'em if you got'em! Best weed in town, with several different strains to get your calm on. Open 24/7 365 days a year, 'cause "People need their weed, ya know?"
With Fredrick's coming under new management, the Executive Chef has created an exciting new menu to celebrate the best that Maine can provide.
Our seafood is purchased straight from the fishing trawlers docked each morning with the catch of the day, while 100% grass-fed cattle are used to supply the restaurant with our famous steaks.
At Fredrick's, we pride ourselves in finding the freshest local and seasonal produce to cater for most discerning palate. We hope that our new menu meets your expectations!
Stoned Head Weed Bar is under new Management. Open 24/7, 365 days a year, because, "People need their weed, ya know!" and we're NOT SHORT on time.
For more information, come visit us across from Newton Construction's offices, or contact Miller Time.
"A night of mystery, glamor, and dancing."
Sunday, April 9th, at the Aristocrat
The Aristocrat is opening her doors to the elegant and sophisticated. Don your tuxedo's, zip up your fanciest gowns, and don't forget your favorite masks! The bar will be open, so come drink, schmooze, and get to know your fellow elite of AP!
Are you going Stag to the Second Chance Prom, or maybe Not going at all? Well we've got something for the rest of you.
The Leadership at Climax doesn't have the fond memories of our Prom as some others must. It was horrible, boring night for us. So why Celebrate an activity for the jocks and cheerleaders? No, we think the other people deserve a chance to shine! That's why on Saturday Night we're hosting The ANTI-PROM!
Saturday April 1, starting at 6pm get grunged up, we'll take you any way you want to come. No Formal requirement here (although if you want to wear it feel free). Ripped Jeans and Flannel, Black black and more black, Trench Coat, whatever you like. We'll be playing loads of morose music up in here and having a good time.
Half off Drink Specials will run throughout the evening. And Be on the lookout for our Special Anti-Prom Special one time only drink "The Break-Up".
It all starts Saturday at 6 SLT!
((For more information, contact Sav Moyer))
If you or someone you love is suffering emotional breakage and unexplainable behavior, Bright Horizons is here to offer innovative therapeutic treatment. Services such as one on one counseling, group meetings, hypno-therapy, sensory deprivation and psychotherapy are provided.
Bright Horizons is prepared to treat mood disorders such as Major Depression, Bipolar Disorders and advanced states of grief. Trauma conditions such as PTSD, Dissociative Disorder and Childhood Trauma are a specialty. Personality and anxiety disorders can also be treated with our wide array of services.
Each patient will receive attentive and passionate care at the hands of Dr. Vicus Volkoff, MD. A physician specializing in psychiatry and behavioral sciences. Phsycian's assistance and other staff members may also treat patients.
Visit us today at Asphyxiation Point Hospital or contact Vicus Grau to set up an appointment.
Hey, is your home or business in need of a good scrubbing? Do you need to know the answer to that pressing question burning away in the back of your mind? Is that guy ever going to call you? Will that chick ever put out? Will these dishes wash themselves?
Call Amy! She can help you!
A world class cleaning lady combined with the tea-leaf reading gypsy soul of a redhaired new resident is the answer to your problems. She can tell you the answers.... She can wash your dishes! Just give her a call at 555-123-4567 or stop by #9 1st St. E.
((OOC: Contact Amelie Landrieu (fallon.claymore) for more information))
Start today, the Hung Dragon will go do home deliveries too without no extra charge. Menu available in Hung Dragon. Please we no sell Japanese food or pork in meals. Pork make poop go thin and maybe deliver maggots so no ask.
For orders you can make call for number 773234. Please no calls between midnight and 05.00 AM because of internal breeding purposes.
((Contact Ming Yheng in-world to order from Hung Dragon today!))
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