In the once safe upper crest of Asphyxiation homes there has been double robberies. Not your usual type of garage door break in, or through the unlocked window, this one was filled with much more malice shattering the vision of safe streets and family homes.

 The first happened in the home of Officer Green, according to sources, a hooded man arrived to her home, overcoming the Officer with her own gun. She was bound and taken to her own bathroom, where she was placed in the bathtub, and after it was filled with water, dunked over and over again to show how easily it would be to kill her if he decided on such. Sources also state that the actions were made to provide a warning to the police department that they were getting too close to the personal business of this unknown assailant.


The second happened in the Biafra family home. Written "Poe"  Biafra was attacked the following day in her upper Asphyxiation home. Sources again state that Mrs. Biafra was at her home alone, answered the door assuming it was a package being delivered, and was subdued by a hooded man, bound, beaten and had her kidney and ovary stolen. Though a source at the hospital states Mrs. Biafra says the man took them for a meal.
When we placed a call to the police station asking for a statement, we received this from Chief Biafra.


" The AP PD believes these two most recent brutal attacks are the work of one man. We believe he is working on behalf of an organization and the AP PD is determined to expose and bring them to justice."


We hope so! So a warning to the good people of Asphyxiation, keep your doors locked, don't answer any strangers, and most of all, use common sense, or you might not know when your next meal will be, or if you will be it!

The grounds were flourishing with sparkling green and sprinkles of shamrocks all over the place. Green beer was flowing, dark favorites stacked to be taken along with numerous shots that screamed Saint Patrick's Day. The gathering was hosted by Anderson's Bar, and there was every hue of green to be found on the bodies that packed it. The music was blasting with a mixture of traditional and mainstream Irish tunes. The party was complete with river dancing shamrocks that seemed to bring more flare to the festivities.

There was an array breads, soups, and succulent meats available to the public. I, myself, dined upon these treats with an hearty appetite. Enjoyed the dancing and drinking, and all around merry making. Of course in true bar party style there as a fight outside the bar, seems a woman and a dancing shamrock got into a slight altercation. Following of course another shamrock coming in to save the first. There was foam bodies falling and lots of swinging happening, even a small incident of possible shamrock on shamrock crime, but no one was arrested. It was all in good holiday fun!

​Over the past few weeks a spate of attacks has gripped the quiet island of Asphyxiation Point, there have been several reports of women being attacked and the AP PD have issued a warning to all women to be cautious if approached by strangers.  The first attack occurred when a resident of the island thought she was doing a good deed and giving directions to a visitor to the island, she was soon overpowered and dragged into the nearby sewer system.  The victim was tied up and tortured with needles before her attacker made a call to 911 and had her tell them where she was, he then took off and left her to be found, the victim was found by police and taken to the AP hospital for treatment.  Captain Kayleigh Green has issued a description of the man so that residents can be on the look out.

"The man was described as being around 6'3" tall and thin, around 175lbs, he has a cleanly shaven head, very dark brown eyes and an eastern European or Russian accent.  If any women see a strange man hanging around the island fitting this description they would be advised to avoid him and call AP PD immediately." - Captain Green.

The second sewer attack occurred within 72 hours of the first, the victim reported she had been drugged and woke up in the sewers where she was sexually assaulted. The victim was blindfolded after the event as the suspect forced her to take them to her home where he left her. Due to the suspect wearing a mask which covered half his face the description is less concise. Police are searching for a Caucasian male with dark hair and medium complexion and medium build with no identifying marks, tattoos or unique vocal accent. Police are asking for any tips and leads concerning these attacks and citizens at risk are encouraged to pick up an AP PD tazer for personal protection at the police station.

Reporter: Anita Lead

​Maeve sits down to the interview in faded black hipster flared jeans cut to cover her high heels, and a man's suit jacket that hangs open. The sleeves have been tailored, cut up above the elbow with a cuff of red satin and a matching pocket handkerchief. She wears two belts, one made of light machine gun ammunition. The other has chains, handcuffs and what looks like a set of brass knuckles with a dull gray knife blade on each hip. The blades are obviously rubber, bending when they push against something.

She has a septum piercing, the left nostril sports another, and more than half a dozen rings circle each ear. Between her breasts, an intra dermal inverted cross sits over her breastbone. Her abs show a good bit of definition to prove she takes care of herself, but not to the point of obsession.

​Her hair has been trimmed to a two-inch wide Mohawk in a field of black stubble. In the stubble on the left side of her head can be seen a series of faint scar lines.  The open jacket shows off the tribal style tattoo on her chest, which runs down each arm to the wrist. She wears black lipstick and a pale foundation, but not much more than that.

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​As she takes her seat, Maeve takes off her sunglasses and puts them on the table, revealing her golden-silver eyes.  She smiles and withdraws a pack of Djarum Black and a worn zippo. "Mind if I smoke?" She asks in her lightest Irish accent (think Nichole Kidman). Jordan shakes her head as the woman she refers to as a high fashion model lights up, "I don't mind at all Mae. Let's begin shall we?"  This blonde reporter hits record and sits back in her chair.

This is the introduction of the new face of Climax, the hot nightclub/ lounge on the corner of Atlantic Ave and 2nd Street. The building looks like a warehouse, full of graffiti art and bricks but when you open the steel door what is inside, is the talk of the town. Maeve and I had a nice little chat sitting at the bar stools during an early afternoon before opening where she talked about how she ended up here and her future plans.  

Like many I have run into, it wasn't a story of happiness and sunshine. "Well, There was this woman, Kenzie Barrett. Swedish girl I'd met in Germany during a music festival. We got really friendly and hooked up a time or two after that. I got a note from a mutual friend that she'd died here. I came over to attend her funeral and maybe stick around to make sure her killer got caught." The woman was calm and cool during the whole interview, after each question she seemed to always ponder a moment with a slow drag of her cigarette before answering. That event did leave her in a new place and wanting to stay. "An island to a girl from Eire? Of course it's charming. But really it's the people I've met here that keep me around. People in the police, the bar..." she winks. "The newspaper ... even one or two I've met in the red light district."

In full disclosure when she mentions people at the newspaper, she means me.  On a random night in the club you might find this reporter climbing up on the bar to steal a quick kiss from Mae in between the hectic time mixing drinks for all her patrons.  She has a lot of experience in this place as she mentions. "I was spending most of my time there anyway, so the manager at the time offered me a job. I agreed and became a bartender. This was back when it was still the Port Hole." Climax is a different place then the Port Hole was, as Maeve described it as "more upscale" and plans to have "Karaoke nights, Live DJ's and maybe even getting some girls from the Red Room to dance here as well."  One of the other goals that she has for Climax is expanding the staff.  Lots of people come to this beautiful island for a new life and anyone looking for work should contact Maeve. " I'm absolutely hiring. Bartenders, bouncers, anyone else who wants to dance the pole, even if they don't work the Red Room. If the place gets busy enough I'll even want wait staff to circulate through the room like a proper bar, even though it's more of a disco."

This woman knows what she wants and she has a plan for Climax.  As a woman in this city it is nice to see another one prosper and be put in a position of power to show what she has to offer.  Look for more updates on events and other special events coming to the corner of Atlantic Ave and 2nd Street.  By the looks of the crowd that frequents the club, a night out there might truly lead to one hell of a "Climax."

Asphyxiation Point is a non-profit community project built by Roleplayers for Roleplayers. As a result, we all sit together from time to time to figure out what we are doing right, what we can do better and what we can collaborate on to make Asphyxiation Point bigger and better than it already is.

We originally planned to do Town Halls once every three months or so. But we have received so many new players since January that we decided to push up the calendar a bit. If you happen to be one of these new players, we wish you a warm welcome to Asphyxiation Point !  The Town hall is a chance for you to ask questions, suggest ideas, get instantaneous feedback from the community and the admins. To know more, we would heavily recommend reading the invitation and the minutes to the first town hall in January

​Step 1 : Fill in the suggestion / feedback form to suggest agenda items. Given the number of players involved we may not be able to get to items not in the agenda on time.
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Step 2 : Turn up ! Dates, times and venues listed  below. Once again, thank you for making Asphyxiation Point such a vibrant and happening place to be in.