Gentlemen! Do you have what it takes to entertain a group of drunk, rowdy, single ladies? Do you have the moves to work a dance pole, table top? Do you enjoy the physical experience of gyrating, pulsing, thrusting, or otherwise ‘inging’ for the entertainment and delight of the female species? If so, Climax has the event for you!
Co me on down to the club on Friday, May 12 between 7pm – 10pm and shake what your mamma gave you! Bar tab is paid for any male performing for 30 minutes or longer, and you keep all the tips the ladies send your way. Nudity not required, but be prepared to show some flesh!
Prior experience not required. A sexual preference for females not required either.
You do not need to sign up, but if you plan to attend please stop in and let us know so we have enough furniture to accommodate.
OOC info - Please send a message to savvy.moyer in world if you anticipate being a part of the event so that we can get enough dance animation spots spread around the club.
'The Last Chance Garage will be celebrating its new ownership by holding a topless car wash this Saturday, May 5th from 2 pm to 5 pm. Boys and girls alike will flash their 'guns' (and other body parts) and show how dirty a clean garage can really get.
Bring in your car for a free shine. We do bikes as well!
For more information, contact Xelan Morgath
Is your toaster just not getting that bread hot enough? Are your light bulbs not working when you flick the switch? Is your phone busted from when you dropped it on the dance floor?
Well worry no more. Call J-R enterprises and we will fix all of your electrical problems, be it household wiring, kitchen appliances or personal electronics! Phones, toasters, fridges, microwaves, stereos, and much more!
Call today at 123-FIX-IT-FELIX and we will send one of our technicians out to your apartment, or your current location! That's right, we'll come to you! At J-R Enterprises we guarantee that if we can't fix it, you don't pay! T&Cs apply. What are you waiting for? Call us at 123-FIX-IT-FELIX NOW!
((Send an IM to jimmyjr73 resident for details and/or RP))
Es jur life too busy and full of fun to theenk about a doing the deeshes or scrubbeen the floor? Are ju too tired after a long day's work to make a homecooked meal? Dun worry about it...and call the Housekeeping Angel! She will take care of everytheen ju need!
Contact AngelFuentes ((AngelFuentes Resident)) for a list of full services offered and to book jur housekeeping today!
Castle Casino will be opening its doors April 30th. We are seeking to fill positions prior to the grand opening.
Seeking Hourly Staff (All Shifts available):
- Event Hosts
- Floor Managers
Dress Code will be strictly enforced for staff and guests.
Due to the construction crews still working around the casino: Contact Isaac Shaw directly with questions or to apply for any of the above positions at 555-6723 (xander.rallier)
I am a young woman, currently staying at the B&B and looking for a room or a space for rent with a male or female with an existing house or apartment. I am clean, have a job at the hospital and am able to split home expenses. If interested please call 555-1212 and ask for Hailey
((OOC: Contact haileymarshall for more info))
The Asphyxiation Point Hospital is organizing a blood drive and Open House on Thursday, April 6th from 11 AM SLT to 4 PM.
All Islanders are invited to donate their blood, meet the staff, and have the opportunity to become familiar with the facility.
Coffee and tea will be provided as well as cookies and juice after your donation!
For any questions, contact Dr G. Zero. (GailZero)
It is with much regret that I feel the need to remove myself from the public eye, and so I am willing to part with my beloved diner. No reasonable offer refused. Please contact Miller Time at (1-800-NOT-FUNNY)
I understand this is short notice. I am a single white male, 6 ft 1 and in shape. I have all my teeth and hair. I enjoy moon lit walks on the beach and watching the stars and hearing the soft waves , Good books, And a glass of wine. I am a small Business owner with a lust for life. If you're a single female looking for a date for the Zen & Newton Prom. I would love to hear from you. Please respond to ( ###-###-####) .
Your truly hopeless romantic,
((OOC: Contact Miller R. Time (cowboyjas) in-world))
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