For over a week a group of bullying norsemen with nothing else in mind then havoc and raped terrorized our city and fell to both, our fair police and a band of criminals - seeking some viking treasure.

It seems our honored Captain Biafra had obviously watched enough Indiana Jones movies to believe he was a match to recover some old treasure and able to locate it via the map pieces the Norsemen had gathered. He and Sergeant Paragorn used the nightly darkness and a boat to reach the water beneath the lighthouse. Captain Biafra indeed found something buried there most likely over 1000 years ago. Captain Biafra has issued a statement on behalf of the APPD and has stated that the artifact will be available for public viewing at the AP District Courthouse starting August 1st for one month.

"By following leads and the course of justice the APPD is proud to announce that we have recovered the item coveted by the gang of criminals who wreaked havoc on our island.. I am happy to announce that the artifact is now in safe hands. We will not be intimidated by threats of violence and therefore will be soon showcasing the artifact for public viewing as it is richly intrinsic with our island's history. Rest assured, any who seek to harm our public will be met with the same swift hand of justice as previously served. Thank you."

Gold? Ancient weapons? Jewelry and finery? No, just some shiny ball, seemingly carved from a meteor that hit the earth far earlier and with tentacles forged around it. All the rapes and deaths for this? We congratulate the APPD to their awesome work and hope they are happy with the ugly thing.

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Not long ago we reported on some Motel murder after which Lyssandra Ritter got arrested and her head shaven, but sadly the violence in AP continued to a new level of intensity. It seems after the report on the possible treasure in AP a group of Norsemen travelled to our fair city, leaving a trail of violence and damage. The PD states several reports on crimes and rapes obviously committed by unknown men, all described as large and blond. Ms Karas and her book shop probably the most prominent target, trashed by some hulking bully.

 

The escalation came with one Norseman who identified himself as Hrotghar was found by the police after raping a servicemaid of the Red Room by the name of L. Escobar. In the ensuing gun fight the attacker was shot by the dutiful police but not before injuring officer Ravenwolf severely.

 

A day later another large man by the name of Ansgar attacked poor Ms Amata Karas again, wounding the helpless woman before the police could neutralize him with bullets before he was able to kill the woman.

 

Finally another attacker entered the Lair productions film studio in the Red Light District and confronted the ladies there at gun point, hoping for an easy prey with Rhoslyn Ritter and two Red Room employees called Jun and Nikr, possibly both connected to the Black Mamba business group. According to rumors it was the man responsible for Ms Ritters facial scars. It is not clear what exactly happened then but the police officers came in time to witness Rhoslyn Ritter opening the still living man with a machete to remove his lungs.

 

Officer Bob also states the man´s hand was almost impossible to open after his death, in his grasp was a strange gold coin, showing runes and an incomplete map, we will have to check on Captain Biafra when he finds time to fill the public in and ask if the crime series is now finally ended.

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Last Saturday the Motel was sadly again place for a terrible crime scene discovered by a poor Maid. AP´s finest were on the crime scene only minutes later and found a gruesome sight. A hulking man, lying in his blood, a broken piece of wood sticking in his neck. Beside him Lyssandra Ritter, owner of the Red Room, naked and with shaven head, her white hair scattered around the room and obviously snoring in a completely drunk state.

According to rumors the two Ritters, Rhoslyn and Lyssandra play a large role in organized crime with a group called the Black Mamba - but that may be gossip by rivals in business. The identity of the man is not yet verified as the sources in the APPD are thin-lipped in this case, it is only confirmed that he is Caucasian, about 200 pounds and that the Motel door got broke open after Ritter and the now dead man had been inside.

So questions remain: Who broke the door open? Did Ritter kill the man in self-defense or murder? Why was she totally besotted sleeping next to the corpse – and naked? Who had cut off her long hair in a rough way so the scalp was still bleeding? And why?

We hope captain Biafra will soon shed some light on the case of his colorful prisoner. Any witnesses please contact the paper first so we can report the truth and not what the APPD decides to share with the public!

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After the disappearance of Judge Big Tony, S.P. Khaos became the Judge here in Asphyxiation Point.  

But who is this S.P. Khaos? And how did she go from bartender to a position of power...life or death decisions?

One wonders.

Her bar credentials show she attended law school, but.. Trump University School of Law?  Yes, during the time of her enrollment she was attending an accredited school.. (TU took over Woodrow Wilson School of Law in a hostile takeover..).  But, how does one move from bartender to law school graduate to Judge?

The mystery of Big Tony's disappearance is one that may never be solved. But, power abhors a vacuum.  As bartender S.P. Khaos got to meet many of the movers and shakers here in the city. Big Tony was one of them.  One of the last documents Big Tony signed was a provision to provide for a temporary, fill-in judge while he was on vacation.  Rumor has it that S.P. Khaos had Big Tony sign the document appointing her to that position during one of his drunken stupors.  That..is just a rumor.

In any case, after Big Tony's departure.. (sleeping with the fishes?), S.P Khaos has become our Judge.  On the job training is not unusual in a lot of positions... But, this one?

Recently  Fisherman old McDonald died, many of you have known him, after all Andersons bar was his second living room where he filled the air with his old pipe. Now he left us in the age of 77, leaving no relatives behind. So when the city came to empty his apartment the workers made big eyes at what they found. Garment brooches and Thor hammers of ancient times. Luckily the honest workers did not slip them in their pocket but brought them to the APPD and those passed them to the museum and came to the definite conclusion – the brooches belonged to warriors of Björn the Touched.

Björn was a Viking warlord who pillaged many a village and city in the years from 975 to 990. His crew was a fierce berserk horde who acted like wild animals (Oskorei) and raped and plundered. Björn was known as The Touched as he seemed to be mad in many ways. Legendary is his huge treasure he is supposed to have hidden somewhere in an unknown place.

The trail of Björn was long lost so archeologists are happy for that insight in the dark ages while camera teams come to AP for documentations around Björn the Touched. It is even rumored there is a radical group of Norsemen sworn to the heritage of Björn but that is most likely conspiracy gossip. For more info on Björn, the Vikings and legendary treasures visit out history channel on Pox news.

((the article is initial firing for a SIM plot on a treasure hunt on some Viking treasure hidden in the area of AP. Anyone is invited to have fun with this plot idea of Rhoslyn. As soon you hear about it you can interact on your own, if you want a bigger part as possible victim, or you have an alt as possible disposable baddie, please IM Rhoslyn Ritter ((LLOER IRELUND)) or Lyssandra Ritter ((lyssandra69 resident)) and we will do our best to make you part of this. Same goes for any questions. The paper will be used as main instrument to keep you updated on the plot development, so keep in touch and hopefully find some fun with the roleplay))

An unnamed motel owner in a neighboring county was gunned down the morning of July 1st, 2016, in a possible dispute over rental payment. He was found dead in one of his motel rooms with a single shot to the chest. He was taken to the nearest hospital where he was pronounced dead on arrival. The only witness, a housekeeper who worked at the motel stated hearing a single shot coming from one of the upper floors. She did not think much of it until the owner of the motel did not return from an attempt to collect rental payment from one of the tenants who had lived at the motel for over a year.

The room was registered to Kitty Korbin, an exotic dancer at the local gentleman's club, Phoenix Lounge, and is wanted for questioning in regards to the murder. She is described as a white female, brunette, with green eyes, and standing at about 5'5" and weighing about 125lbs. Anyone with information to the whereabouts of Kitty Korbin, is encouraged to contact the local police department immediately, as the woman may be armed and dangerous.