Castle Casino will be opening its doors April 30th. We are seeking to fill positions prior to the grand opening. 

Seeking Hourly Staff (All Shifts available):
- Dealers 
- Cashiers
- Bartenders
- Security
- Event Hosts
- Floor Managers 

Dress Code will be strictly enforced for staff and guests. 

Due to the construction crews still working around the casino: Contact Isaac Shaw directly with questions or to apply for any of the above positions at 555-6723 (xander.rallier)

​I am a young woman, currently staying at the B&B and looking for a room or a space for rent with a male or female with an existing house or apartment.  I am clean, have a job at the hospital and am able to split home expenses.  If interested please call 555-1212 and ask for Hailey

((OOC: Contact haileymarshall for more info))

The Asphyxiation Point Hospital is organizing a blood drive and Open House on Thursday, April 6th from 11 AM SLT to 4 PM.

All Islanders are invited to donate their blood, meet the staff, and have the opportunity to become familiar with the facility.

​Coffee and tea will be provided as well as cookies and juice after your donation!

For any questions, contact Dr G. Zero. (GailZero) 

It is with much regret that I feel the need to remove myself from the public eye, and so I am willing to part with my beloved diner. No reasonable offer refused.  Please contact  Miller Time  at  (1-800-NOT-FUNNY)  

I understand this is short notice. I am a single white male, 6 ft 1  and in shape. I have all my teeth and hair. I enjoy moon lit walks on the beach and watching the stars and hearing the soft waves , Good books, And a glass of wine. I am a small Business owner with a lust for life. If you're a single female looking for a date for the Zen & Newton Prom. I would love to hear from you. Please respond to ( ###-###-####) .

Your truly hopeless romantic,
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Stargazer

((OOC: Contact Miller R. Time (cowboyjas) in-world))

​If you're a new denizen of Asphyxiation Point, a seasoned local or just someone down on their luck, The Dew Drop Inn is looking for YOU! 

We are now hiring all positions including clerks, maids and security. Put your personable or not-so-personable skills to good use and apply today!

No experience necessary and no background checks required.

Those interested can contact Ophelia Kane at XXX-XXXX (IM wokeupflawless resident) with their inquiries.

Have we got your attention now?  Good.  Because Climax is Hiring!

We're under new management and ready to shake this island to it's foundation.  Come join the Fun!  Be a part of the team that makes the Island Nights Hot and Steamy.

Seeking Hourly Staff (All Shifts available):
Bartenders
Waiters/Waitresses
Dancers
Door attendants
Event Hosts

Contract Position:
DJ

Salaried Positions:
Bar Manager - We all know Bartenders can be a lousy lot.  Missing shifts, drinking too much of the company booze, showing up hung over, screwing the guests.  All these things can happen in a single shift.  Do you have what it takes to manage this motley crew?  Then Apply Within!

Dance Captain - Dancers can be a surly lot.  Gossipy, Jealous, visiting the plastic surgeon weekly in a game of "I have the bigger tits".  Can you manage to keep all of this in check?  Come on down and boss a bunch of prima donnas around!

Event Host Manager - Do You have what it takes to be the Event Manager for the hottest club on this island or any other?  We're not kidding around here.  This job is a lot of fun, but it is also a lot of work.  Our Guests need entertaining, and your job is to keep them entertained.  Themed Events, Holiday Celebrations, Bachelor Parties, all these and more are your  milk and honey.  You could think of no better way to spend a Saturday Night than have fun with friends old and new and make some money at the same time.  If these things sound fun  then this may be the job for you.  Come by the club and fill out an Application!  We can't wait to delve into your skeleton closet and see if you have the right assets for this job!

All positions are available for interview at Club Climax.  Contact Sav Moyer with questions or to apply for any of the above positions.

Asphyxiation Point's finest dining establishment is currently seeking to fill several key positions. 

Fredrick's Restaurant, which offers ​succulent Lobster to thickly seasoned steaks, often imports cooks from all across the country for their guests dining pleasure and satisfaction; and the same level of refinement is expected from their most senior wait staff to the lowest dish washer. 

Previous training is appreciated, though not necessary, as they will provide personalized on-the-job instruction and all experience gained will go towards nationally recognized qualifications within the Catering Industry.

Shifts are varied and wages are above grade. Very inclusive benefits packages are also included for most qualifying employees and include dental. 

If you have a desire for excellence in providing quality and discrete service, please post your resumes to:
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Fredrick's Restaurant
Attn: Rumour Ghost 
2 Eagle Ridge Rd
Asphyxiation Point

All applications considered. 

Locianna Godchaux (now Amat) and Deman Amat would like to thank their friends and family for having witnessed their vows and for being part of their special day. 

Mrs. Poe Biafra would like to invite those who knew and loved Mr. Jay Biafra to the church Wednesday the 8th at 6pm SLT. for a memorial of his recent departing via a tragic man vs train accident. He leaves behind a very loving wife, 6 beautiful children, Jinx [A son by some whore he had sexual relations with in his younger days], Moon Pie, Julian Jr, Joaquin, Jackson and Jayson. Please come and share your thoughts and reflections with family and friends. 

It is requested for those to donate to the homeless pigs of America foundation in lieu of flowers. 

Thank you, he will be missed. 

((OOC: Any inquiries should be directed to Poe Biafra))