*Static of Channel changing, the AP Local 68 News banner appears with the wonderful upbeat music. Showing the Newsdesk with Raymond Wages looking brilliantly bright and chipper, though Ariana Bening is sitting there like she's been propped up with a stick down the back of her top her face showing that she's still recovering, either from being out in the cold and nastiness on Saturday, or a day of heavy binge drinking, who is to say.*
Raymond: "Welcome back, Coming up this hour, Celebratory gunfire going a little too far, as a local auto shop and drinking establishment are victims of indiscreet gunfire over the weekend. " *He pauses her to glance to Ariana to see if she's going to take her line, though she just grimaces and he presses along* "Also Two weeks remain for all Bay area petitions and revisions to ordinances to be submitted for approval and voting on the first major bay area council meeting at the end of January."
Ariana: "Ugh..Do you have to blink so loud..." As she mutters into her mic taking a sip of water and then looking like she got punched in the stomach she dashes off stage like her ass was on fire*
Raymond: "Uhrm..Continuing...hopefully all our viewers had a wonderful celebration this weekend. The local paper I hear is planning on running a full color spread of the Photographs from downtown's celebration and our own shots will be available on.." *he touches his earpiece and frowns* "or I guess they won't be up on our website...at least not just yet. And now with a look at this First week of the year's weather, We have Tammi Bean, since Wilbert Woods is off today. Tammi..."
*The camera cuts on over to Tammi wearing an outfit that if the FCC was watching they might send a letter. Low cut in the top, tight and so short that they might not make stockings long enough to hide under it. Though this is off-set by the fact that she has on a green belt making her entire middle invisible or like her full top is balanced on top of the belt buckle*
Tammi: "Like HIIII Everybody!" *She pauses here looking at the camera as if actually expecting a response....and waits....waiting a bit more* "Is this on? I Don't think they can hear me....Helooooo!!!! Everyone!" *She looks off camera and blinks* "Oh Right it's not like the webcam shows...Silly me..." *She giggles and then puts on her "Game" Face by biting her bottom lip and trying not to look so pouty*
Tammi: "Okay so Tonight, things are kinda cloudy, Like Cloudy and Not Quite so Cloudy, I guess depending on where you look, The winds are blowing lightly, Kind of like my cousin Shiela...Heee hee...She's a ~Bleep~ With things getting chilly down to only twenty-Six of those little circles. "
*She turns and motions to the Side completely off point to the day she's indicating since she's going Vanna White instead of looking at the monitor*
Tammi: "Tuesday, clouds keep lingering with the temperature reaching thirty nine little circles, but those winds pick up like a bad habit and tomorrow night it gets really windy with the temperature dropping to below thirty six little circles and nearly a inch of rain coming in overnight and into Wednesday...." *She blinks and looks puzzled* "An inch is a good thing right? I mean when you get five or...Oh next day!"
*She Blushes a little and fiddles with the Clicker showing a image of lots of clouds on the radar with the storm front moving through, only dated sometime last spring in big letter on the side*
Tammi: " But those big showers in the morning on Wednesday clear up for more cloudiness in the afternoon but a high of forty four little circles...that's a lot of little circles all at once...Or are those inches? Anyway, still some scattered rain and lots of wind. But all that clears out in the evening except for those winds they keep blowing. "
*She must have finally looked at the monitor and blinks looking pale*
Tammi: "OHMYGAWD! Where's my Stomach!? I knew I should have Stuck with South beach!" *Her mic is cut off as the screen returns to Raymond at the news desk*
Raymond: "Ahem..Yes...Sounds wet and cold out there..Thank you Tammi. We did have a follow up on the Intramural hockey game between the local Ice Lobsters Verses the Canadian Kingfishers...But I'm told Dean is still unconscious from the puck that hit him from that wild shot earlier, but he's expected to fully recover. We'll have more stories and a full rundown on the big sports events wrapping up this week after these words from our sponsors."
Raymond: "Welcome back, Coming up this hour, Celebratory gunfire going a little too far, as a local auto shop and drinking establishment are victims of indiscreet gunfire over the weekend. " *He pauses her to glance to Ariana to see if she's going to take her line, though she just grimaces and he presses along* "Also Two weeks remain for all Bay area petitions and revisions to ordinances to be submitted for approval and voting on the first major bay area council meeting at the end of January."
Ariana: "Ugh..Do you have to blink so loud..." As she mutters into her mic taking a sip of water and then looking like she got punched in the stomach she dashes off stage like her ass was on fire*
Raymond: "Uhrm..Continuing...hopefully all our viewers had a wonderful celebration this weekend. The local paper I hear is planning on running a full color spread of the Photographs from downtown's celebration and our own shots will be available on.." *he touches his earpiece and frowns* "or I guess they won't be up on our website...at least not just yet. And now with a look at this First week of the year's weather, We have Tammi Bean, since Wilbert Woods is off today. Tammi..."
*The camera cuts on over to Tammi wearing an outfit that if the FCC was watching they might send a letter. Low cut in the top, tight and so short that they might not make stockings long enough to hide under it. Though this is off-set by the fact that she has on a green belt making her entire middle invisible or like her full top is balanced on top of the belt buckle*
Tammi: "Like HIIII Everybody!" *She pauses here looking at the camera as if actually expecting a response....and waits....waiting a bit more* "Is this on? I Don't think they can hear me....Helooooo!!!! Everyone!" *She looks off camera and blinks* "Oh Right it's not like the webcam shows...Silly me..." *She giggles and then puts on her "Game" Face by biting her bottom lip and trying not to look so pouty*
Tammi: "Okay so Tonight, things are kinda cloudy, Like Cloudy and Not Quite so Cloudy, I guess depending on where you look, The winds are blowing lightly, Kind of like my cousin Shiela...Heee hee...She's a ~Bleep~ With things getting chilly down to only twenty-Six of those little circles. "
*She turns and motions to the Side completely off point to the day she's indicating since she's going Vanna White instead of looking at the monitor*
Tammi: "Tuesday, clouds keep lingering with the temperature reaching thirty nine little circles, but those winds pick up like a bad habit and tomorrow night it gets really windy with the temperature dropping to below thirty six little circles and nearly a inch of rain coming in overnight and into Wednesday...." *She blinks and looks puzzled* "An inch is a good thing right? I mean when you get five or...Oh next day!"
*She Blushes a little and fiddles with the Clicker showing a image of lots of clouds on the radar with the storm front moving through, only dated sometime last spring in big letter on the side*
Tammi: " But those big showers in the morning on Wednesday clear up for more cloudiness in the afternoon but a high of forty four little circles...that's a lot of little circles all at once...Or are those inches? Anyway, still some scattered rain and lots of wind. But all that clears out in the evening except for those winds they keep blowing. "
*She must have finally looked at the monitor and blinks looking pale*
Tammi: "OHMYGAWD! Where's my Stomach!? I knew I should have Stuck with South beach!" *Her mic is cut off as the screen returns to Raymond at the news desk*
Raymond: "Ahem..Yes...Sounds wet and cold out there..Thank you Tammi. We did have a follow up on the Intramural hockey game between the local Ice Lobsters Verses the Canadian Kingfishers...But I'm told Dean is still unconscious from the puck that hit him from that wild shot earlier, but he's expected to fully recover. We'll have more stories and a full rundown on the big sports events wrapping up this week after these words from our sponsors."
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