Ms. More-Comfortable-In-Cargo-Shorts, seeks an escort to social entanglements... err engagements. Respondent should be male, mid-20's to late 30's, and capable of dressing both appropriately and, more importantly, inappropriately.
You? Be shameless. Bonus points for goofy in a charming, rather than wincing, way. Be Roguish. Be geeky. Be entertaining to a woman of simple tastes and a base sense of humor. Be comfortable lurking in corners away from the action but prepared to regale members of the upper echelon of Asphyxiation Point, distracting them from your companion.
No expectations other than to give the Lady in question a Plus One to various events requiring her presence. In fact, she can guarantee you won't get laid. Are you Bored enough to offer your assistance? Interested respondents should send an email with the subject line "Knight in shining __(fill in the blank)__" to [email protected]. Creative Content encouraged.
((Not a real address - Send a Notecard with response emails to WickedEGrin)).
You? Be shameless. Bonus points for goofy in a charming, rather than wincing, way. Be Roguish. Be geeky. Be entertaining to a woman of simple tastes and a base sense of humor. Be comfortable lurking in corners away from the action but prepared to regale members of the upper echelon of Asphyxiation Point, distracting them from your companion.
No expectations other than to give the Lady in question a Plus One to various events requiring her presence. In fact, she can guarantee you won't get laid. Are you Bored enough to offer your assistance? Interested respondents should send an email with the subject line "Knight in shining __(fill in the blank)__" to [email protected]. Creative Content encouraged.
((Not a real address - Send a Notecard with response emails to WickedEGrin)).
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