Mark McSteamy was kind enough to let me bother him during his relaxation time and ask a few questions about his firm.
Jez: What is the name of your office?
Mark: It is called McSteamy and Associates. It is located on the corner of 7th and Gilmore Street, suite 2. And we specialize in services such as but not limited to legal advice, legalizing documents and drawing them up, name changes, custody battles, and just suing someone because they did something to hurt you.
Jez: So mainly family law and legal advice? Well, that and suing people... Where did you get your degree from?
Mark: Well, we specialize in all forms of law. Myself, personally, I am a criminal attorney who defends the murderers and all of those bad people you want in jail. I keep them out of jail. As for my legal degree, I got it from Cambridge University in England. So if people are looking for defense, then they come to my firm as we are the direct opposition to the district attorney and her team. We are also hiring lawyers, secretaries, investigators, and paralegals.
Jez: So tell me a fun fact about yourself...something that's going to make our readers interested and want to come meet you.
Mark: We can go with half price services for your first consultation and a free bottle of wine to drown your worries.
Jez: Sounds like quite the business plan you have there... Anything else exciting I should know about you, Mark?
Mark: I am just your average lawyer here for the people. Here for you.
Reported By Jez Narcissist
Jez: What is the name of your office?
Mark: It is called McSteamy and Associates. It is located on the corner of 7th and Gilmore Street, suite 2. And we specialize in services such as but not limited to legal advice, legalizing documents and drawing them up, name changes, custody battles, and just suing someone because they did something to hurt you.
Jez: So mainly family law and legal advice? Well, that and suing people... Where did you get your degree from?
Mark: Well, we specialize in all forms of law. Myself, personally, I am a criminal attorney who defends the murderers and all of those bad people you want in jail. I keep them out of jail. As for my legal degree, I got it from Cambridge University in England. So if people are looking for defense, then they come to my firm as we are the direct opposition to the district attorney and her team. We are also hiring lawyers, secretaries, investigators, and paralegals.
Jez: So tell me a fun fact about yourself...something that's going to make our readers interested and want to come meet you.
Mark: We can go with half price services for your first consultation and a free bottle of wine to drown your worries.
Jez: Sounds like quite the business plan you have there... Anything else exciting I should know about you, Mark?
Mark: I am just your average lawyer here for the people. Here for you.
Reported By Jez Narcissist
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