How safe do the citizens of Asphyxiation Point feel these days?
Responses to that question came in grim as this reporter sifted through her notes of the week.
On the tails of the holiday weekend arrest of an officer on sexual misconduct allegations (who by the way later turned out a madman) this week brings a report of one prominent AP police department member who was more concerned with getting a date -- well that is a polite way of putting it -- by flirting with those in jeopardy than with responding promptly to their outcries for assistance. Information from a confidential informant places the officer in question high in the ranks. Even though one sexual offender was brought to justice recently, women seem concerned that the minds of those supposedly serving are more interested in being serviced.
Responses to that question came in grim as this reporter sifted through her notes of the week.
On the tails of the holiday weekend arrest of an officer on sexual misconduct allegations (who by the way later turned out a madman) this week brings a report of one prominent AP police department member who was more concerned with getting a date -- well that is a polite way of putting it -- by flirting with those in jeopardy than with responding promptly to their outcries for assistance. Information from a confidential informant places the officer in question high in the ranks. Even though one sexual offender was brought to justice recently, women seem concerned that the minds of those supposedly serving are more interested in being serviced.
To protect and serve or be serviced?
911 is even more lax.
Despite the recent shutting down of our local bakery, assorted sugary treats are still the food of choice for the folks in blue. These calorie laden and dare I say energy sapping concoctions are even more easily accessible with the opening of a coffee shop, Flick the Bean, at number 10 2nd St -- not even a block away from both our fire and safety first lines of defense. The response time of emergency calls is even lower than previous reports as those manning the phones lick their fingers before sending out aid.
Despite the recent shutting down of our local bakery, assorted sugary treats are still the food of choice for the folks in blue. These calorie laden and dare I say energy sapping concoctions are even more easily accessible with the opening of a coffee shop, Flick the Bean, at number 10 2nd St -- not even a block away from both our fire and safety first lines of defense. The response time of emergency calls is even lower than previous reports as those manning the phones lick their fingers before sending out aid.
Asphyxiation Point Police Department Front Desk
Will the citizens of Asphyxiation Point move grievance airing out of their living rooms and into the more official arenas? Some think we need to clean up the police department in order to clean up our streets.
Reported by Chica (chic.aeon)
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Reported by Chica (chic.aeon)
Have a tip on a scandal? Inside info to share? Drop a note in the black mailbox at 7 Indian Trail. Sources are ALWAYS kept confidential.
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