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[LIFE] Harried Friend of Hairy Hootchie

3/19/2017

 
Dear Z,

Recently because of some sad circumstances I have had to take refuge on a friend's sofa and as much as I appreciate her letting me flop at her home, there is one thing that I simply can't ignore any longer and there is just no way to put this delicately.... she has a monstrously hairy bush and has no qualms about showing it off, problem is... she sheds, in the shower in the tub and short of holding her down myself and taking a razor to her myself, I don't know what to do!

Signed,
Harried Friend of Hairy Hootchie

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Dear Harried Friend of Hairy Hootchie,

fear no longer, any question, even hairy ones, will get an answer here. Unluckily, you can't just use a razor like that on a person (and I would highly unrecommend using it on an animal as well), but there might be a way to minimize the impact of said bush on your shared life. It won't be free, though. Hydrogen peroxide costs a few bucks, and you just have to pour it into her shower soap container and wait for the magic to happen. After a few days her bush will be much lighter, and you just have to look horrified and ask her if she got the H.P. disease, telling her there's only a way to get rid of that before it attacks other parts of her body. Yeah, that one: shave it. Ah... in case said bush is already blondish, I am afraid the only solution is replacing her soap with a depilatory formula. But please keep me posted, I can't wait to know how it went! 

Yours Truly,

Z.

((OOC: Do you have a problem or need advice and don't know where to turn? Simply contact Zehena by dropping her a notecard in-world.))

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