Recently because of some sad circumstances I have had to take refuge on a friend's sofa and as much as I appreciate her letting me flop at her home, there is one thing that I simply can't ignore any longer and there is just no way to put this delicately.... she has a monstrously hairy bush and has no qualms about showing it off, problem is... she sheds, in the shower in the tub and short of holding her down myself and taking a razor to her myself, I don't know what to do!
Harried Friend of Hairy Hootchie
Dear Harried Friend of Hairy Hootchie,
fear no longer, any question, even hairy ones, will get an answer here. Unluckily, you can't just use a razor like that on a person (and I would highly unrecommend using it on an animal as well), but there might be a way to minimize the impact of said bush on your shared life. It won't be free, though. Hydrogen peroxide costs a few bucks, and you just have to pour it into her shower soap container and wait for the magic to happen. After a few days her bush will be much lighter, and you just have to look horrified and ask her if she got the H.P. disease, telling her there's only a way to get rid of that before it attacks other parts of her body. Yeah, that one: shave it. Ah... in case said bush is already blondish, I am afraid the only solution is replacing her soap with a depilatory formula. But please keep me posted, I can't wait to know how it went!
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