[LIFE] Introducing the newest member of the AP Times-Nikki Suicide

​Hello AP! This is your newest reporter, coming at you as live as I can from a newspaper. As those who know, and can be seen from the pic above, I am not your typical woman. Now, I know you’re wondering: why am I reading this and why do I care who this chick is? Well, it was probably the photo included as the header, maybe. I am not here to give advice or take it from you. I am here to be me and offer some insight into the folks around town and their dealings. I will try to be as up front as I can be. I will be blunt and to the point, but I hope to add some humor and excitement to this town. I wanted to start off with an introduction to myself: hello AP, I am Nicoletta Dirval, otherwise known as Nikki Suicide. Yes, I have tattoos. Yes, I have piercings, and no you can’t see all of them, unless you buy me a drink or two ;)

Well AP, what do you want to know? I can tell you I am of mixed Russian and Sicilian ethnicity, I like to show off in front of a camera, clothed and nude, I like to drink, I like to shoot guns, and I like sex. I am a woman standing here, not asking for your acceptance, but telling you to accept me as I am. This is what led me to becoming a reporter, here in AP. I want to be able to offer a different insight to the world around you, such as some info on tattoos, piercings, local shops that may cater to needs that you are curious about. We will have fun, and it will be together. I hope you will be able to learn something in the end.