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[LIFE] The APB (AP Times Newest Gossip Column)

1/18/2017

 
By Loose Lips Diva 
  
Bad Case   
Now I'm never one to gossip, but... I've been checking in around town and am here to report the REAL news... The stuff you REALLY want to hear!  This week has been interesting for everyone around town, it seems.  A certain man, who shall remain nameless, but who was recently brought up on shooting charges has lately moved out of his ex-wife's home and down to the docks.  Rumor has it that the separation is only  temporary, but I know that the good doctor was stopped by the cops the other night down by the docks while waiting for the ferry.  The doctor was dressed to kill in something less then professional and it's said that there was a man much younger then her husband sitting in the front seat of that car when the two were stopped.  Doctor Doctor give me the news... you've got a bad case of loving... who?  And is this man the reason the good doctor was seen half clothed in bed sheets walking home the other morning???

Hold the Press
In other news this week... a certain editor and chief of this paper is reported to be on 'leave with pay'.  Now, not wanting to bite the hand that feeds me, I won't say much, except that it would seem that my fellow colleague hasn't learned to use the mighty pen as much as she does her mouth!  Has the Editor been given leave in order to keep the paper away from bad press?  Or is she receiving some support we don't know about in order to keep certain other people out of the news??  

Another Monica?
Now, as I'm never one to turn down a good set of cuffs, it's hard for me to point any fingers about this next piece... especially with them behind my back... but I feel that I must warn my readers nonetheless.  A certain district attorney - who is supposed to be keeping people out of cuffs – may be spending her nights getting into them instead!  Seems a certain female of the legal nature has been spending her time down at The Aristocrat.  Known to have a wild past and an eye for the kink, I'd make sure you wash your hands REALLY well before accepting any of her cigars for a case won!

How About a cold One?
I must leave you all for another week, but before I do, I want to pass along one last tidbit that is simply too sweet not to share.  Local authorities were seen around the hospital the other night arguing with a certain staff member of Greasy's Diner.  Said staff member was very concerned over a body that the hospital has been keeping.  What is going on down in that morgue with the 'panty-less wonder' Chief of Staff?  I don't know about you, but I think she may be looking for something more then the cold stiff ones that Anderson's provides!

Until the next time!

Loose Lips Diva

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