Jay Biafra and Lyrical Unique Poem known to her friends as Poe tied the knot last evening as the sunset over the ocean. The event was beautiful and romantic despite the thoughts it might go otherwise. It wasn’t too long ago the AP Times reported domestic abuse coming from the house of this very same couple and yet here we are a short period later watching them make a lifelong unbreakable commitment for the second time.
Father Kobayashi who presided over the ceremony spoke kindly of the couples meeting by saying, “Jay is a Sergeant in the Police Department, and Poe is a habitual offender, which is how, I assume, they met. Jay enjoys policing, running bars and Gumbo, while Poe enjoys pigs, mace and shooting her fiancé."
Following this the couple exchanged vows that brought tears to the crowd’s eyes, Ms. Poem was quoted saying, “My Dearest Jay, I have loved You since the first say I met You over a drink called Gods Tears, and it was something different then just walking to stalk You, it was a feeling of wanting to capture You and have You forever! I knew forever would happen when You took my virginity and then we were married the first time, and after three children, Divorce, and a bullet our love has lasted it all and we are now together forever.”
Mr. Biafra continued with his own vows straight from the heart by saying, “I too knew from the moment I had met you that you were for me. Our love has always been hot, like a fire, it burns in so many ways, but now I promise to kindle that fire with you, so our hearts are always warm and our home a hearth of happiness."
We are hoping the heat he was referring to was not the bullet flying towards his head some short time ago but something more pleasurable. We wish the happy couple many happy years of marriage.
Reported by Jaden
Father Kobayashi who presided over the ceremony spoke kindly of the couples meeting by saying, “Jay is a Sergeant in the Police Department, and Poe is a habitual offender, which is how, I assume, they met. Jay enjoys policing, running bars and Gumbo, while Poe enjoys pigs, mace and shooting her fiancé."
Following this the couple exchanged vows that brought tears to the crowd’s eyes, Ms. Poem was quoted saying, “My Dearest Jay, I have loved You since the first say I met You over a drink called Gods Tears, and it was something different then just walking to stalk You, it was a feeling of wanting to capture You and have You forever! I knew forever would happen when You took my virginity and then we were married the first time, and after three children, Divorce, and a bullet our love has lasted it all and we are now together forever.”
Mr. Biafra continued with his own vows straight from the heart by saying, “I too knew from the moment I had met you that you were for me. Our love has always been hot, like a fire, it burns in so many ways, but now I promise to kindle that fire with you, so our hearts are always warm and our home a hearth of happiness."
We are hoping the heat he was referring to was not the bullet flying towards his head some short time ago but something more pleasurable. We wish the happy couple many happy years of marriage.
Reported by Jaden
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