Reported by Jaden Montgomery
It is rare in town to see someone actually saving a life. With the morbid level of the news lately, AP Times is proud to report there is a local hero in our city. Just yesterday, Beau Wright the new manager at Anderson’s Bar witnessed a woman trip and fall into the ocean near the entrance to the bar. Pure Crisis, an employee at Pandora’s Box in the Red Light District, was rushing on her way to Anderson’s not to miss the happy hour and half off drink special when she suddenly tripped and fell to the cold ocean floor. Acting quickly, Wright leaped over the bar to run out and jump into the ocean after Ms. Crisis to save her from well a crisis. Good thing he was so close to the incident. We later found out Ms. Crisis could not swim and would likely has frozen if not pulled to safely from the cold temperatures of the fall waters. Beau Wright can be found at Anderson’s Bar if you want to buy him a drink and congratulate him for his heroic efforts.
Reported by Jaden Montgomery Comments are closed.
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