Word of the recent fires is on everyone's lips of late as nervous business owners wonder where the crazed arsonist will strike next. Who his next victim will be. On Thursday a suggestive note hinting at the Asphyxiation Point Times as the next possible target put a drastic halt to our beloved publication in a desire to keep both staff and property safe. Fortunately for all involved it seems that the announcement the known arsonist left on the glass of the times office " Paper Burns Easily " was not the threat that this office took it for, but instead.. the musings of a simple mind. .. for which we are all grateful.
Despite the fact that his picture has been in the Times, the arsonist is, to date, still at large. AP Police ask that if you see the man pictured below you do not approach him, but instead please call 911 and get to safety. He is considered armed and dangerous and has severely injured two young woman already as well as done thousands of dollars in damages.
Be safe out there AP.
Kai Roberts, AP Editor