Yes that's right folks ! It's finally happened. One of our long term residents Stubby McCaw has finally found a bride. While it is unclear how he managed to accomplish said feat, Stubby McCaw and and Elle Zellin were joined together in Holy Matrimony at 5:15pm SLT 06/21/2015.
The wedding was not without incident of course. The wedding was originally scheduled for 4pm but our handsome groom was held up. Things were dicey for a bit but Stubby McCaw looking in true hollowood style finally stepped into the church looking like a drowned rat!
We at the AP times wish the happy couple all the very best. The wedding was very well received by the Asphyxiation Point Community. The women of AP seemed especially happy for some inexplicable reason. Perhaps having a family (and yes a child is well under way !) will finally convince Mr. McCaw to settle down for a change.
Reported by Anonymous
The wedding was not without incident of course. The wedding was originally scheduled for 4pm but our handsome groom was held up. Things were dicey for a bit but Stubby McCaw looking in true hollowood style finally stepped into the church looking like a drowned rat!
We at the AP times wish the happy couple all the very best. The wedding was very well received by the Asphyxiation Point Community. The women of AP seemed especially happy for some inexplicable reason. Perhaps having a family (and yes a child is well under way !) will finally convince Mr. McCaw to settle down for a change.
Reported by Anonymous
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